So I went to disney, got one of those figures of gaston with lefou and my friend insisted that I give it to Gaston to sign it.

The actor was so cute about it “the only thing better than one of me is two of me!”

his-little-wife:

two things will always gross me out at gaston meet and greets:

girls actually kissing him and people saying his muscles are fake

Ha ha while I’d love to kiss Gaston because he’s played by pretty hot dudes, I’d feel bad about ruining the actor’s make up.

(And also because people should probably not kiss actors who are paid to be nice to them.)

I’ll be so pissed if Leo and Diego don’t end up together. Those losers are perfect for each other

"It’s just that… we thought you had other tastes”

"No! Unless… you do?”

"Pff, no! Of course not!"

WHY HAVEN’T THEY KISSED YET.

pornandnachos:

jointlessdoll:

/whispers

Imagine Chozen telling Hunter he wants a threesome and Hunter is pretty unsure but he ends up accepting.

And then it turns out Hunter is super into it and after they are done Chozen is like “ugh that sucked, Hunter you were terrible, not doing it again” but in reality he’s just jealous.

You’re forgetting the important part, here!

Who’d be their third? I vote that one asshole blond from last Monday’s episode.

ha ha yeah well, in a perfect world they’d get to screw the blond guy whose name I can’t remember and we’d get to watch

/whispers

Imagine Chozen telling Hunter he wants a threesome and Hunter is pretty unsure but he ends up accepting.

And then it turns out Hunter is super into it and after they are done Chozen is like “ugh that sucked, Hunter you were terrible, not doing it again” but in reality he’s just jealous.

The fact that ships with Benny are so popular baffles me… I’m all for anything that gets us more fanart of the movie but I was pretty sure people would ship BC/LB?? fandom is full of surprises…

I want to write a fanfic where a young Wamuu has a huge crush on Kars but he feels bad about it because he thinks that Kars and Esidisi are a couple since they raised him and Santana.  So he tells Esidisi expecting some kind of reprimand and he’s just like “pfff, what gave you that idea?”

headcanon: pillar men used to mark their faces in a coming-of-age ceremony. Kars doesn’t have one because he was a reject and Wamuu insisted on getting one after asking Esidisi what the meaning of his was.

xaulzan:

Wouldn’t the pillar men be albino looking because they have no need for pigmentation to block the sun?

wouldn’t that assume that pillar men’s melanin (or… whatever they have) functions in the same way as humans? Since they are a different species altogether, they could more similar to animals, for whom pigmentation isn’t related to uv rays absortion.

The narration for the last episode makes Kars sound pretty gay

"he killed everybody! even his parents!… except this other dude with whom he raised two kids and traveled around the world”